Celebrity Gossips

«Sometimes you don't need to use words to go through what you need to go through. Sometimes, it's an emotion you need to feel when you dance. That you need to touch on. And the only thing that can touch it is when you move a certain way.»

- Britney Spears

MTV has released some more preview clips for its upcoming Brit-Brit documentary, which will air November 30, just two days before Circus hits stores.

We're a little confused by all this.

It's awesome that she's got a new album coming out and everything, and that she's doing a lot better after her rough patch, but why the documentary? Is a pop singer creating a new record and going to dance class really that groundbreaking?

Combine the general absurdity of this slickly-produced, behind-the-scenes footage with Britney's stoner-like, philosophical quotes (her mundane life is worse than jail, etc.) and you've got a solid 8.5 on the unintentional comedy scale.

Peep the clip below ...

Deep Thoughts From Britney Spears

Holy shit.

Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives has fallen from a 40 feet balcony. Somehow..he has NO BROKEN BONES! WTF!? How the hell does that happen?

If I fell from that shit I would become some sort of human salsa. But this dude survived.

Miracle.

How many pop stars does it take to change a light bulb? No idea, but it only takes one Britney Spears to turn on the Christmas lights at Rockefeller Center. I wonder if this is panty optional? Jesus must be pissed about this, you'd think a star like Jesus could pull, say, Justin Timberlake or Miley Cyrus, but it looks like he has finally made the D-List. He must be like, 'I was crucified only to be rewarded with this?'

Sources close to the pop superstar confirm to OK! that on Dec. 3, the day after she turns 27 and her new album, Circus, hits record stores, Britney will be in the Big Apple for the 76th annual tree-lighting extravaganza. What's still unclear is whether or not she'll be performing at the ceremony, or just hanging out with host Al Roker for the NBC broadcast of the event.

A long, long time ago, Lindsay Lohan did a bunch of nose-candy and wrote mean things about Scarlett Johansson on a bathroom stall. One must believe this to have been a top-of-the-line party. Apparently they were both competing for a role in The Parent Trap. Ah, the brutal stress driven emotion that it takes to be a young starlet on blow in Hollywood. Well, Scarlett has kept silent about the ordeal until this most recent issue of Allure magazine, where she basically claims to not even know Lindsay.

«I don't know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, 'Whoa, what, who are you?'»

Pretty much says, «Lindsay who?»

That's awesome.

Heather Locklear has been charged with a DUI. The 47 year old actress was pulled over after cops were tipped off by a crazy woman and told that Heather was acting under the influence. They say it stems from prescription meds.

If convicted, the actress, 47, faces penalties ranging from a fine to up to six months in county jail.
An arraignment was set for Jan. 26 in Santa Barbara Superior Court.
«Lab tests showed she had no alcohol in her system and no illegal narcotics of any kind,» says Senior Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter, who declined to comment on what medications – or the amounts – Locklear had taken.

Chick has some really big eyes. And she's still hot, say what you want.